Hot Mess of the Day

Today's glorious hot mess of the day is, none other the the queen of hot messiness, Lindsay Lohan. Now I know it's just far too easy to pick on her nowadays, but I can't help remember a few short years ago when Miss Lohan was on top of her (fashion) game! I know she knows better, or at least has hired people who know better! Who cares if Rachel Zoe was selling horse crack or not, at least that bitch (in only the most loving way) could distract us from the fact that La Lohan is completely off her rocker! Now with no Zoe to overt our eyes toward couture loveliness, we are all forced to become cognizant of Lindsay's compete and utter lack of personal style. Lindsay we have several problems here. Problem 1. Why are you dressed beautifully on top and like a pirate waist down? Couldn't you have just worn a simple dress, or gotten rid of the belt and untucked the shirt? Either way: GET IT TOGETHER! Problem 2. You simply do not look good as a blond, so just stop it already. It only makes your red, splotchy skin look like you've come off a 10 week bender (whether you have, or not.) And Problem 3. Brush your damn weave! I'm sure you paid a pretty penny for those extensions, any maybe that's why you feel like you can't afford a hair brush. I can start a fund drive if you'd like? It can't take that long for someone to want to give you $5, can it?